It’s lunch time folks, and sad to say my sandwich and I are not eloping…
Who on earth can love their food THAT much, other than Edward Cullen.
I certainly haven’t told my sandwich that “We need to slow down, I have morals.”
and I certainly am not about to give it a diamond, or even attempt to make it pregnant, besides, I’m already married, and not to mention, straight.
The fact of being in love with your food, or anything you would ingest for that matter is a bit off…
I could see if she smelled nice ‘perfume’, not smells nice ‘num num.’
But really, wheres the flood here!? How did we let this happen!